Large Pile Of Steaming Shit Tipped To Win The Voice Of Ireland
A large pile of steaming shit is being tipped to be the winning act on RTE’s ‘singing’ competition The Voice of Ireland. The one-piece pile of excrement has been given the best odds by bookmakers Paddy...
View ArticleSkinny Jeans Brand Rural Young Fella As ‘A Bit Of A Character’ Amongst Locals
THE fashion decision by Portlaw man Thomas Long to wear skinny jeans around the village has branded him as ‘a bit of a character’ amongst locals, a source has claimed today. Long (22), who moved from...
View ArticleMiddle Aged Guy Delighted He Got The Shift Last Night
INSURANCE BROKER Cyril Murray could hardly contain his delight this morning after finally getting ‘the shift’ in The Foundry nightclub last night after a six year ‘dry spell’. The 48-year-old Dunmore...
View Article‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella...
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the park in Waterford today thought he was ‘well hard’ and vowed to keep bare chested for...
View ArticleWaterford Man Not So Sure What The Hell Happened Last Night
HIS FLAT was destroyed, his underwear soiled and all he can remember is leaving Geoff’s shortly after midnight. Ninety eight the Glen had been transformed from a beacon of international development to...
View ArticleConfusion Over As ‘Miserable Weather Outside’ Confirmed By Old Woman In Post...
TENS of confused people were said to be ‘alleviated’ today after an elderly woman confirmed there was ‘miserable weather outside’ whilst waiting in a queue for the post office. Sources say many...
View ArticleUntouched Amazonian Tribe Already Despises Justin Bieber
A RECENTLY discovered tribe, located in the Amazon jungle, have told tourists and local media outlets that they already despise Justin Bieber and now wish to be left alone. In a recent press release,...
View ArticleJesus Postpones Second Coming Due To Launch Of I-Phone 6
JESUS CHRIST has postponed his second coming today after hearing news of a possible Apple I-Phone 6 launch in the coming weeks. The only son of God said he will defer his decision to return to the...
View ArticleFacebook To Launch ‘Hide X-Factor Posts’ Setting
FACEBOOK will unveil a brand new setting which will allow users to automatically hide friends X-Factor comments and posts, turning the social network into a more desirable destination on the web....
View ArticleHundreds Raped And Murdered As Viking Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment rehearsal of the Viking invasion of Waterford City yesterday morning. As an...
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